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When I die,
bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Author Unknown I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced. - Author Unknown I've spent most of my life golfing . the rest I've just wasted. - Author Unknown They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken. - Raymond Floyd My handicap? Woods and irons. - Chris Codiroli The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flag stick on top. - Pete Dye Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. - Jim Bishop I'm hitting the woods just great .... but having a terrible time getting out of them! - Author Unknown I know I am getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald Ford It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. - Hank Aaron Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? - Al Boliska The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. Billy Graham Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing. - Ben Hogan Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end. - Chuck Hogan If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. - Joe E. Lewis It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. - Harry Vardon. Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose. - Woodrow Wilson A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible . - Author Unknown Gone golfin' ... be back dark thirty. - Author Unknown Born to golf. Forced to work. - Author Unknown My body is here, but my mind has already teed off . - Author Unknown Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. - Jimmy DeMaret May thy ball lie in green pastures .... and not in still waters. - Author Unknown If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle. - Author Unknown The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. - George Deukmejian Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe. - Author Unknown |
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